A Male who skips hanging with the boys and changing personality around his gf, while also over valuing her.
by Cumwreslter January 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Aye lmao u mad May 5, 2020
Get the Simpmug. •A girl that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under men in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.
•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .
•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.
SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis
•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .
•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.
SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis
by AnonJB1404 March 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Ah yes! The simp. That slippery, slimy serpent tempting girls into sleeping with him. The desperate, pathetic being that prays on the pity women bestow upon him. Perpetually celibate, the simp will do anything in an attempt to get into a girl’s pants. He showers them with gifts, praise, and attention; he leaves his infinitesimally small dignity and ego in front of any girl that be believes he has a chance with and abases himself before their will. The simp saunters in his own mind; his own fantasy where he can pretend, he is worthy of attention without needed to bribe girls to like him; in a world where being himself is enough; such an idea is foreign to the simp.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have “pity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have “pity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
by FuckSimps June 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Super straight man! December 20, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Girl: can you do my homework for me please
Vinny: of course anything for you
Me looking at the text messages: fucking simp
Vinny: of course anything for you
Me looking at the text messages: fucking simp
by Maidich May 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A person, usually by the name of David, who will drop to his knees and do anything at any woman's command.
by TruthspeakerSimpkiller April 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug.