by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019
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also known as hell
you will end up at summer school if you
a) drag ass during the normal school year
b) choose to take extra classes and/or graduate early
also known as hell
you will end up at summer school if you
a) drag ass during the normal school year
b) choose to take extra classes and/or graduate early
by rov3rt June 24, 2004
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A school is a hellhole that forces children and teenagers to close their minds and learn only what the government wants them to learn. A place where they deny children of hats, sunglasses or in extreme cases, chewing gum, and make them sit down for over 5 hours straight.
Since there's a bunch of different kids in a school, they generally piss each other off, and create groups that make fun of each other.
A school will tell you this: Include everyone! Don't include people who are bad! ...?
Schools have rules banning certain words... even though they're just words and don't even offend anybody.
Don't agree with the school? Go to a school councellor... good luck with that.
Since there's a bunch of different kids in a school, they generally piss each other off, and create groups that make fun of each other.
A school will tell you this: Include everyone! Don't include people who are bad! ...?
Schools have rules banning certain words... even though they're just words and don't even offend anybody.
Don't agree with the school? Go to a school councellor... good luck with that.
Kid and school councellor:
Councellor: You beat up another kid. Why?
8-year-old: Cause if I didn't he would have beat me up.
Councellor: That is not a good reason.
8-year-old: So you're saying we should all let ourselves get beat up?
Councellor: ...(hesitates)... um, I've seen this situation about 1000 times before, but I've never been able to solve it, I just do this cause of the money the government pays me.
Councellor: You beat up another kid. Why?
8-year-old: Cause if I didn't he would have beat me up.
Councellor: That is not a good reason.
8-year-old: So you're saying we should all let ourselves get beat up?
Councellor: ...(hesitates)... um, I've seen this situation about 1000 times before, but I've never been able to solve it, I just do this cause of the money the government pays me.
by vampire ghost October 7, 2006
Get the school mug.12 years or more of shit streamed bollox that is taught to you just because your brain can just about handle it. Teachers don't understand that children are human beings and instead like to enforce ridiculus rules just because they are in a room that is by a stupid law.. theirs. 6 hours of the day you are sent to this virtual prison. When you finally escape and have the freedom to do as you please you realise that those homework leg chains clamp you to your desk and unless you write about something you have already learned you will not get unlocked. Even if you abuse these chains you become then taken back to the prison for extra time for not writing out 5 times what you already know. Why do we have to do it? "To realise the opportunities in life and get a good job a live a normal life with an average job" you forgot with taxes and loans and crap still forcing us into social breakdown just because you decided to spend that little extra on yourself. Is it a shame to enjoy yourself? No it isn't. School seems to make people think it is
Teacher: I said stop talking!!
Student: (quiet muttering)
Teacher: I HEARD THAT! AN HOURS DETENTION!
Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Honest student: I had other homework to do and also i needed some time to chill out. You only gave us a day to do it.
Teacher: I GAVE YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME! YOU WILL FINISH IT AND MORE AFTER SCHOOL!!
Student: (quiet muttering)
Teacher: I HEARD THAT! AN HOURS DETENTION!
Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Honest student: I had other homework to do and also i needed some time to chill out. You only gave us a day to do it.
Teacher: I GAVE YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME! YOU WILL FINISH IT AND MORE AFTER SCHOOL!!
by Matthew Legg May 27, 2006
Get the School mug.CSET turned the school into a fucking shit hole where most people can't spell for shit and the teachers are nonces. Lost all their money when they pissed it all away to the RTL and the English block is way to old to hold that many people. The L rooms are hotter than the fucking sun and the T rooms are the bloody Arctic. Oh and there's a sex corner next to M9 (everyone kinda forgets about it after Y7). Populars are slags. Teachers are pedos. And it will probably shut down in about a year so good luck.
Child 1: ugh my brother got 3 years in prison
Child 2: that's nothing , my brother goes to the castle school
Child 2: that's nothing , my brother goes to the castle school
by Aguycalledme December 5, 2018
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Person 2: I know right!
Teacher: Detention
Wizard: I'm so glad we go to this school!
Witch: I know right!
Professor: 10 points for Gryffindor!
Person 2: I know right!
Teacher: Detention
Wizard: I'm so glad we go to this school!
Witch: I know right!
Professor: 10 points for Gryffindor!
by I Hate BelleKummer February 26, 2010
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by J middle school March 18, 2017
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