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Phone Sick

While away from home, spending most of the time on the cell phone talk'n with folks back home. A way of coping with home sickness 2008, while on a minutes plan, compensating by talking on a cell phone and going over their minutes, big time is "phone sick"
Tiffany: been in Vegas now for a day, just got up, wake'n & bake'n, whatz up? Hella hot here....YADA....YADA.....yada...
2,000 minutes later, where u at?
Me: Honey, you know your on a minutes now, you went over your plan 1200 minutes, your "phone sick"
by buddybudphoto August 2, 2008
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Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.
"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"
by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016
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nathen's dick

Nathen dick is really bigggggggg and people call it small but its really big
Girl 1: Nathen's dick is really small i saw it.
Nathen's Girl: No its not foo its really huge.
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Robert's Dick

The smallest piece of flappy skin in existence, can't get hard, viagra doesn't even help.
Robert's dick? What's that?
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elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you
Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*
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Cut Sick

To get angry in an extreme & threatening way
“If that happens I’ll fu**ing cut sick
by Ralph Shitstorm July 17, 2021
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sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?
by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008
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