Sauce Herpes

Sauce Herpes is when the most ignorant person in your household neglects to wipe the excess sauce off the opening of the sauce bottle, leaving it to dry and become crusty...much like Herpes.

"Hey do you want some ketchup?"

"Yea, only if it doesn't have Sauce Herpes"

by PeterPuffer May 5, 2013

Crab sauce

after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.

Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce

by Dildo swagger November 25, 2018

sauce of apples

when applesauce isn't cool enough.

Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.

by mr. potato December 31, 2012

Buck sauce

Deer semen or territorial marking fluid of a male deer. Nicknamed: Buck sauce

Give er a gallon full o Buck sauce.

Ya got Buck sauce coming out yer gills!

We had an awesome night ..except for all the Buck sauce we got on the vacationing neighbors' sheets! :P Lol!!

by G-manicus July 12, 2013

Scissors sauce

The fluid, from that which two girls make, when scissoring each other sexually.

Shabrisa and Shawna had to clean up their scissors sauce, when they were done scissoring.

by BellDimension September 14, 2016

Sauce tits

An udder-like contraption that dispenses various sauces and other condiments, including tomato sauce (ketchup), BBQ sauce and mustard. The sauce is dispensed by "milking" it out onto the food. Commonly used in Sweden and possibly other Scandinavian countries.

(you, to the maccas girl behind the counter): "yo, my fries are way too bland and dry on their own, where's the sauce at?"

(maccas girl): "right over there on the counter, just help yourself using the sauce tits."

(you): "what a wonderful idea, i can help myself to a range of delicious sauces while also practising my udder milking technique"

by simple_si October 5, 2011

McChicken Sauce

A sweet condiment locally sauced from the back of every McDonald's, harvested from the Male Employees semen with a splash of mayo to create the sweat addicting sauce.

McDonalds employee: Sorry we're out of McChicken sauce, we only have girls on tonight!
McDonalds eater: Its just Mayo, how do you run out of Mayo?
McDonalds employee: Chefs secret!

by Ronald_McDickter September 11, 2023