Ryan

The boxing ring king.

Person 1: I’m going to win that next fight.
Person 2: Of course you did, you’re Ryan.

Ryan by TKerslake November 23, 2021

Ryan

Physcopath always
Loves spelling friends names wrong for example if his friend was Sarah with an H he would want it without it like Sara
Ryan is also a dumbass

Ryan is a dumbass

Ryan by Bigtexasman432 February 1, 2022

Ryan

SO WEIRD WHO HAS A SISTER WHO FRICKS AT AGE 16 WTF????! SO WEIRD! RYAN WILL INHERIT HORKEENESS FROM HIS GENERATION

omg its ryan, the guy who lieks sexsldjfaljfdlsdjlfajsdlfja

Ryan by ryanishomosexual April 13, 2022

Ryan

Short person. Loud. Annoying. And vertically challenged.

Ryan- "IM NOT SHORT!!!" (he's 4'11")

Ryan by theinformer!!! December 10, 2009

Ryan

Common SLANG for penis cheese. Often sucked off when he washes properly.

Ryan: Suck my dick baby I'll love you forever. Oh yeah that feels so good!

Chick 1: MMMM Fumunda cheese. With a tad bit of poop. MMMM

Ryan: Thanks bitch I've had better.

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Ryan by MGoddess February 26, 2010

Ryan

An over obsessed lover, will pretend to do ridiculous things to get attention of lover. An ex straight edge emo kid that tried to preach his beleifs on others and pretty much everything to the essential name emo. A scum bag who obviously now tries to hard to be cool by making fun of people on fb who actually gave a shit about him back in the day until he decided to cross the line. A lier that denies everything he did to cross that line.

"LET GO RYAN"- a common phrase by women

Ryan by NH1/1andnumerosoccasions December 11, 2010

Ryan

A Ryan can most easily be identified by the texture of his hair-despite the fact that he normally denies it, it really does look and feel like a horse's mane. He often has an uncontrollable urge to pelvic thrust during every action of his day, especially when in the presence of women. These women, according to his inner most wants and desires, have at least one kid, are pregnant, or chunky. Do not be fooled by his common late night "quests", they are actually an attempt to cover up is real late night adventures. These adventures appeal to him because they deal with sluts, sluts, and more sluts.

Be careful, sometimes a Ryan will style his hair, so the best way to spot him is look for his long tube socks that suggest he must have really really REALLY skinny legs. But a Ryan can also be a pretty cool guy, you just have to get over all the other things that he does in the beginning.

P.s. Don't let him touch you with his witchy fingers.

Hot Mama: Hey, is that a Ryan?
Ugly Chick: Oh ya! That's my main man. He is definetly a Ryan, his hair scratches your face sooo smoothly.

Ryan by Shiznit100 March 13, 2010