retard rangler

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards

Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!

by tardefinition April 10, 2015

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Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

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A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.

Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

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static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.

"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"

by Bunyuns May 23, 2016

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Retarded Shark

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.

Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*

by yourmatha July 4, 2011

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