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inner purple

any hidden traits or ambitions that show great flamboyance. "Purple," is used rather than, say, green or orange, because it is particularly flamboyant and favored mostly by women and homosexual men. One may imagine the "inner purple" as a shining, glittery ooze filling the thoracic cavity, and smelling of gayness. This substance emerges in those moments of, "Wow, I know you're hetero, but that is the gayest thing I've seen all day."

The inner purple incarnates the flamboyance that resides within us all.
Mr. Macho: "I listened to that CD over the weekend and--- well-- it was just---fab-u-lousss!"

Friend of Macho: "I think I just caught a glimpse of your inner purple."
by gouls June 20, 2009
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Purple Couch

An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.
Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?
by Monopolyman64 May 18, 2016
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Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 19, 2010
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Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.
Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
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king purple

The creator of CLC. Alora, the best OSRS Runescape Private Server.
Smells like feet.
by dsfdsfdsfdsfsd February 8, 2018
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Purple Flurfle

1. A purple fluffy pillow

2. A blog on wattpad
1. Person One: Hey! Where's your purple flurfle?

Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.

2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?

Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
by DreamingForBlue August 14, 2012
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purple promise

A false promise, especially one which is on conditional terms that are difficult or impossible to check (at least, for the recipient of the promise), so that there's some measure of plausible deniability as to whether the promise was kept.
"They told us that we'd all get our bonuses if performance standards across the whole company rise by 15% this year. What a purple promise!"

"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."

The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
by Cale- June 30, 2007
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