Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?

Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Digital Protest

Making use of a message board or e-mail system of a major corporation or organization (RIAA, BSA, ETC) to show disgust with actions they may support, or even follow.

Digital protest IS:

- When one or wto posts on a board specifically for the protest event are made and they are used to make their points clear

- When a letter wrting campaign that doesn't involve spamming is imposed using e-mail addressses on the website of the target(s)

Digital protest IS NOT:

- Flooding a message board/forum with posts of dissecent or flooding an e-mail address with dissenting letters.

"The digital protest was aimed at curbing what the protesters call a "Misleading anti-piracy campaign" which mis-uses words and siatorts facts.

by Freddy November 21, 2004

Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.

Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?

by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011

Cock Protein

Another word for male ejaculation a.k.a. sperm. Used as a derogatory term to describe ejaculating on one's partner.

John: How was your night with Susie?
Bob: It was pretty good, we ended up having sex
John: Legit, did you give her your cock protein?
Bob: Yeah, she took mad cock protein to the face
John: Nice, It would have been a crime to deprive that young girl of her daily dose of cock protein

by BigPedro1814 August 15, 2011

Mime Protest

An event which is so painfully awkward that everyone who witnesses it feels the compulsive need to wash their eyes and seek counselling.

"So your girlfriend met your parents last night, how did it go?"
"Awful. My dad spent all dinner looking at her chest, it was a total Mime Protest"

by IAMIMPROVHEARMEROAR September 1, 2012

Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

by not the real raspy June 16, 2016

household protest

A form of protest where a bunch of siblings protest against a rule their parents enforced onto them in their household

Charlie and six of his other siblings formed a household protest against having a swear jar in the house

by Dubiks March 1, 2019