post-suds

The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.

Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.

by Jesus Rox! June 29, 2014

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 26, 2023

post-zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.

"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"

by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019

Post popularism

When something or a part of something becomes popular long after the release of the original

The term “where have you been loco” is post popularism because it was only popular long after the release of the movie Twilight.

by CarsonJayLove January 14, 2023

post-worthy

Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media

Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy

by Dilcheetos June 26, 2019

Post-festivitis

A bout of depression following a holiday or festival.

Man, I partied so hard Christmas and New Years. I've got a severe case of post-festivitis.

by zobier January 14, 2013

post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.

Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro

by notryan0rz August 16, 2018