pull my pork

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016

Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.

I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.

by Bigjuan4u October 17, 2018

Stuffed Pork Chop

When you've fucked a fat person who's missing all of their limbs

"Hey Bro, last night I fucked this fat chick that had no arms and no kegs!". "You mean you ate your first Stuffed Pork Chop, Bro!"

by Brojaam January 20, 2019

Beijing Pork Market

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.

Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"

by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022

russian pork mouth

when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass

yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf

by ArcistaniNationalist April 2, 2022

Pork Rind Eater

A southern term for a trashy African American or Trashy tweaker/white trash.

Look over there, he looks like he’s a pork rind eater.

That homeless guy looks like a pork rind eater

by Southern terms August 24, 2023

Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 9, 2022