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Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.
I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?
by Shile July 12, 2007
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Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
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Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
by Hippyfox September 23, 2021
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Auto Pirate

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.
All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.
by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011
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Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married mans pee pee
wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE
by ihatepickles:( October 10, 2018
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pirate hangover

Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.
Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!
by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014
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pirates salad

When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt
Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"
by Skinnyjay July 12, 2017
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