penguins taste like babies

no your all wrong..penguins taste like penguins..they only taste of babys when roasted WITH baby's..geebus

mmmm penguinbaby stew

by div February 10, 2004

Arctic penguin

Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.

Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"

Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")

A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

penguins taste like babies

babies taste similar to penguins. and vice versa.

Private: stop killing me!
Private(1): kick the tk'er!
Cromwell: PENGUINS TASTE LIKE BABIES!

by crommy November 20, 2002

a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force

The funniest rip on TimmyTurnersGrandDad, I loved that obscure reference!

At 0:00, the melody changes to the TimmyTurnersGrandDad rip "Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force".

by Guyfromtotaldrama November 18, 2021

No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

club penguin rewritten

heeey.. isnt this copying toontown rewritten?

yes

club penguin rewritten was expected

by tobu September 2, 2017