juky pants

This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.

Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.

Brendon Urie in pleasure pants is sexy af.

by CougarMom August 24, 2018

pant-a-loonie

After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.

"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."

"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."

by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009

Pants👖

A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵

I have pants👖on my legs

by emercado10 November 27, 2019

Cozy Pants

Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.

Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.

by The Great Turbanini May 15, 2014

Shwat Pants

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.

Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!

by JettSkyler May 5, 2011