Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.
by boner express March 13, 2010
by Granty Babes April 02, 2008
by androoltu August 14, 2009
An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.
English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
by BOWER February 03, 2007
the feelings of umitaged love to one person...emily...the most wonderous personin the world..also the most beautliful..panda-pop transends love
i panda-pop you emily
by M January 04, 2005
A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”
by ImAlwaysRight February 14, 2008
a coolidiculous term for a white male who has black make-up around his eyes, thus resembling a panda.
by Sexydimma September 09, 2014