by Dan Higgins December 22, 2005
A fan club for the band "Tool". The Tool Army is a hilarious money making scheme, which the "Tools" don't understand. These individuals walk around in shirts that say "Tool" in large letters, failing to understand Maynard's love/hate affair with consumer culture.
The Tool Army costs 30$ or more and the buyer gets "keychains and certificates" and still gets mad when they take a long time to come in the mail.
Tool is an amazing band. It has retarded fans.
The Tool Army costs 30$ or more and the buyer gets "keychains and certificates" and still gets mad when they take a long time to come in the mail.
Tool is an amazing band. It has retarded fans.
"hey man, I joined the tool army!" - Idiot 1
"Haha, you Tool. You probably actually like Puscifer too, don't you?" - Me, Smart guy.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, even Maynard says it is shit and for people who don't think. Enjoy."
"Haha, you Tool. You probably actually like Puscifer too, don't you?" - Me, Smart guy.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, even Maynard says it is shit and for people who don't think. Enjoy."
by BenZe June 01, 2012
Best brand of mechanics tools available for the money. More costly than store bought brands, but still has competitive pricing compared to other tool trucks companies.
by J72188 December 27, 2011
by Ian Chode August 12, 2004
1.) Adj. + Noun A person who makes a definition on Urban Dictionary emphasizing how awesome: they, their friends, or the area they live in are/is.
Also pertains to the people who vote those definitions up.
2.) Frat guys in polo shirts and khaki shorts.
Also pertains to the people who vote those definitions up.
2.) Frat guys in polo shirts and khaki shorts.
1.) Man the guy who wrote the definition for $@ctown is a fucking tool.
2.) Look, all those guys are wearing the same shirt, with the same haircut, the same shorts, and the same flipflops... Fucking tools.
2.) Look, all those guys are wearing the same shirt, with the same haircut, the same shorts, and the same flipflops... Fucking tools.
by IFuckingHateTools July 06, 2009
"Aw yas, the burd's oot the hoose and ma internet's working again...it's tool time!" "Here, a cannay wait till that film wae the Olsen twins are on tonight - tool time!"
by Chisel June 14, 2008
Can be one who doesnt have sex with any but their self, Or can be used in the same way as the term tool.
"Danny thinks that stupid slut is his girlfriend " yeah she has sex with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker" "Ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a fucking tool jacker"
by Delmas March 10, 2008