Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.

You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.

by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024

Fisty-nine

It's a 69, but where you fist each other.

Billy and I fisty-nine'd each other so hard, I couldn't feel my prostate for days.

by NoraFisteen April 11, 2021

Cloud Nining

Too capture and contest an objective in a video game and then jump off at the last second.

We were gonna win until warren started cloud nining.

by FuzeNH May 15, 2018

Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine

The amount of girls I have had sex with

"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 01, 2017

A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.

Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.

by April 28, 2024

Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 28, 2018

Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 28, 2018