Bum Crumbs

The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.

This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂

by IsThisNameTaken?LetMeCheck October 13, 2018

slanty bum

When a female has straight back with little to no ass at all. The ass appears to be one with the thighs.

Judy had a big booty but Sarah has a slanty bum.

by byrdmanjenkins April 4, 2015

Bum Speak

The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.

Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"

by Mr Natural July 1, 2007

Bingo bum

When you have been sitting down for so long that your bum gets sore or numb. Bingo bum!

Cleo! I've been sitting for so long I've got Bingo bum🍑

by Saltyytats 🔪 January 25, 2019

Bum Skeezy

A PERSON WHO IS A DIRTY,NASTY PROMISCUOUS BITCH.

EW, LOOK AT THAT GIRL! SHE IS SUCH A BUM SKEEZY!

by A.BROWN July 22, 2009

Bum's Luck

A term for when a person does something so incredibly dumb in the attempt to be funny or do something stupid for the hell of it, actually succeeds in the task even if it wasn't possible.

Friend #1: *flies off a cliff in a video game and doesn't take fall damage*
Friend#2: What?! how did you not die?
Friend#1: gotta be Bum's Luck haha

by BlouJay April 4, 2022

Slide-bum

Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.

Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?

by miscuzi July 11, 2021