piss beer

bud light

Dude, I'm so broke I'll buy piss beer.

by jlobabayyyyyyyy January 8, 2015

Thick piss

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

piss and miss

to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss

Person 1: wheres keller

Person 2: he said he had to take a piss

Person 3: ill check

Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss

by IanAKAmoroN December 18, 2012

Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Flip a piss

freak out, get angry, go crazy.

If your mom found out you were going out with him, she'd flip a piss!

We are like the only two people who laugh at random words!
I know everyone else would flip a piss if they tried to do the same.

by starstrukk69 July 7, 2010

Pike Piss

An expensive cup of extremely weak coffee, brewed everywhere by Starbucks; also known as Pike Place Roast.

This was no day for Pike Piss; Sharon was either going to have to brew her own coffee or shell out the bucks for a case of Mountain Dew.

by J. Dailey April 16, 2008

Piss-Break

Any match in "professional wrestling" involving women where one can run for "a quick leak/drain the snake/squirt the vag" whilst the "soy boys/SJWs and mentally retarded & desperate male virgins" rapturously clap and chant 'this is awesome' in 'House (at a live event) and at home to substandard fake fighting in the likes of the WWE which contains more than 1 female "wrestler (fake fighter) versus another of said gender"

Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Who is up next in the gorilla position Kev?

Kevin Dunn WWE: Its Charlotte versus Bayley in a Women's title no DQ match

Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Thank god it's a piss-break match.

At least I can get a break from my whiney daughter pushing these perpetual PMT vaginal actors. Tell Steph I'm off to push the women's revolution (crimp a loaf and take a giant piss).

by Alpha Bravo Cheesecake November 20, 2018