Noah Brandwein

A man who struggles to speak English and loves saying UNREAL.

Person 1: Yo Noah Brandwein what’s up?
Noah Brandweinn: UNREAL UNREAL UNREAL UNREAL UNUNUNUNUNREAL

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Noah Odor

a person who smells like ball sacks and smells so bad (named noah) and poops in his pants

noah odor AHAH U SUCk NOAH

by b0bby b0b October 19, 2020

Noah Schnapp

Incredible actor who is most well known for his role as Will Byers in Netflix's hit show, Stranger Things. He came out as gay on TikTok on Thursday January 5th, 2023. He slays, and deserves everything this world has to offer <33

Have you heard of Noah Schnapp's new movie, The Tutor ?

by evil-gay-person March 22, 2023

Noah schlapp

a way to get someone who likes noah schnapp really pissed off.

someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.

person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE

by caleb milk February 11, 2019

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

Noah Rumrill

Noah is a guy who loves wearing flannels and is a bit of an ass

You: Oh hey flannel man
Noah Rumrill : hey

by Jacob black November 10, 2020

Noah Long

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.

"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."

by Bill9098 October 24, 2018