pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.

I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.

by Paybuuuu May 17, 2018

Noodle Time

When it’s time for noodles

“Hey do you want some of these noodles I just made?”
“Yes of course! It is noodle time, after all!”

by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019

Noodle Hunter

A person who dates and beds exclusively people of Asian descent or with distinctly Asian features.

Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."

by Ambrose Pierce May 14, 2008

Death Noodle

A better and more appropriate word for tornadoes/tornado.

Willy was eaten by a Death Noodle.
The cattle withstood 2 death noodles last night.

by Crimsion101 September 27, 2021

Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021

noodle cup

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

by LS oki February 13, 2014