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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.

The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual

But the mega creep is not one of them

And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.
Why is everyone so intimidated by the Certified Creep Squad?
by CCS29 October 10, 2022
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Creep

Specifically in sexual terms. A person that is obsessively horny to the point where they are outwardly perverted towards others.
The creep tried touching the person’s butt in the mosh pit.
by NaSpWiLe August 21, 2024
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batty creep

Someone who obsesses over the anus/sphincter or anything involving it.
'Oi, i fucking love arseholes'
'What the fuck Charlotte you batty creep!'
by battycreep316 June 6, 2016
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Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.
"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"
by starvingRD January 1, 2015
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schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
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creep b*tch

Creep-B*tch ; where homie/homegirl/bf/gf swoops , homie hopper , ONS .
Once my girl fell asleep, her bestie started f*cking on me , she a creep b*tch .
by MentalM July 4, 2022
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