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Nerd Necklace

1) Usually refers to electronic devices, such as USB drives, worn on a lanyard which generally has a technology company logo or insignia.

2) Also refers to bus passes, building identifications, etc. in plastic cases worn in on corporate issued lanyards.
Nerd 1: Hey, send me that file.
Nerd 2: The network is down.
Nerd 1: Fine, plug in your 1GB nerd necklace and bring it over here.
by lexm December 16, 2005
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Nerd Weasel

One who abandons their sacred duty, especially for vague and presumably contemptible reasons.
Person A: Nick couldn't make it this weekend because he's in Miami.
Person B: What's he doing there?
Person A: He didn't say, but I think he might be campaigning for Rick Santorum.
Person B: Weasel. Nerd Weasel.
by ChodeMiller February 25, 2012
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nerd bling

Portable USB Drives, worn around the neck on a strap. The more Megs on the drive, the higher the status.
"Oh, look. Cash is wearing his Nerd Bling again..."
by Chad Hill August 23, 2005
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Nerd Poser

A person who tries to act like a nerd and refuses to accept the fact that he/she is not smart.
Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.

Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010
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Nerd Immunity

The state of immunity or process of becoming immune to misinformation, bullshit, fake news, crack pot theories & malicious manipulation by conducting thorough research, checking sources & applying critical thinking.

When the mind is vaccinated against bollocks the mind's owner could be said to have nerd immunity.
Have you read 'Occult Features of Anarchism' by Erica Lagalisse? It's a terrific way to build nerd immunity against unsubstantiated, baseless conspiracy theories.

Erik Davis podcasts are wonderful spreaders of nerd immunity, you listen, think, read, think some more and you're on your way to acquiring some serious nerd immunity.

During the Covid-19 pandemic some people spoke of building herd immunity, yet a lot of them were quickly infected by fake news and false information because they didn't build some nerd immunity first.
by ivanji November 12, 2020
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nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.
Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart
by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022
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Nerd Pole

In Minecraft when you jump up and place a block underneath you, and you continue to do so until you are as high as you desire. It is often done when you need to reach a certain height to build something, or get to a level you cannot reach.
The only way I can get out of this cave is if I nerd pole out of here.
by FYFUCB November 11, 2012
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