Yo mum fat

The truth...

Yo mum fat, I hope you know that.

by A void to avoid March 25, 2020

Ur mum gay

Possibly the dumbest insult of all time, it can easily be countered by ‘no u’ but people still say it despite the fact that is has become obsolete

Dumbass: ur mum gay!
Normal and functioning person: no u

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

sucked your mum

A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.

Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

fat mum club

1. Asian Chuck Norris.

2. RuneScape legend, tank, and god.

3. A mythical beast from Sorrow of Knights who can tank 399 RSD opts easily, and is the #1 f2p BSer in RuneScape.

1. Person1: "What happened to your face, Edward5010?" Edward5010: "I got fat mum clubbed".

2. Person1: "Hey Edward5010, off to church again?" Edward5010: "Yes" Person1: "Don't bother. Not even divine intervention can stop fat mum club from kicking your ass."

by fasterlouder November 26, 2010

mums rent due

When someones mother is on their period.

Damn she is grumpy is your mums rent due?

by Faxbois August 29, 2018

beard your mum

too fool an oponent into beliving an untruth. also insult

when a friend is looking for somthing tell them "its behind you" when you know it isnt, as they turn round you proclaim, beard your mum.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

I'll marshmallow your mum

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.

'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.

by Gg1246 October 31, 2017