Mormon Thottie

a woman who is also a sneaky hoe but knows that she has to stop her ways and be pure because she is still a Mormon.

Jennifer was nice but now she’s just a Mormon thottie.

by majesticalmeg July 17, 2018

Moron

something your dad that is disappointed in you calls you all the time

Timmy: high dad
the dad: fuck off moron

by Attack_turtlecopter September 4, 2018

Mormonstruating

When you run out of tampons so using the Book of Mormon to cleanse your cooch is the next option.

Oh shoot! Good Joseph! I’m out of tampons. Looks like I’m mormonstruating this month.

by Theclassicham November 15, 2018

Moronculous

A very small person (intellectually, ethically and morally) who over-blows their importance in the universe. A jerk off, or loud-mouthed boaster. A rabid FOX News fan.

Don't waste your time discussing politics or religion with him. He's a complete moronculous!

by Speider Schneider January 3, 2019

Mormon the Frog

A mystical creature that gives you minecraft superpowers

Holy shit thank you Mormon the Frog for helping me win ranked skywars

by bobrossfan March 21, 2019

Mormon Beth

A person who has sexual relations with a member of their immediate family

She had sex with her Brother, the Mormon Beth

by The big person 55555 May 13, 2019

Mormon Corn Syrup

The almost absolute equivalent to being “A fucking pleb”

Look over there it’s some Mormon corn syrup.

by Ahh Go Crazy April 15, 2019