To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth
"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.
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Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.
A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.
A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.
A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.
A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.
by Anonald May 14, 2022
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Me:Have you seen that new sci-fi movie that just came out with Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya
Victim:Yes it was a very interesting and riveting film about love
Me:Oh cool. What is the name of the movie
Victim:Oh it's called Dune
Me:I was Dune your mom last night
Victim:'proceeds to cry tears of sadness as he remembers his fond memories of his friends and family in morriscastle'
Me:Have you seen that new sci-fi movie that just came out with Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya
Victim:Yes it was a very interesting and riveting film about love
Me:Oh cool. What is the name of the movie
Victim:Oh it's called Dune
Me:I was Dune your mom last night
Victim:'proceeds to cry tears of sadness as he remembers his fond memories of his friends and family in morriscastle'
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Person:Yeah, they found a toy buried in the sand full of drawings of naked men
Sean:Bitchin
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Paul:Oh no way, he was a dear friend of mine, anyway do you like parodies?
Victim:Yeah sure, I suppose
Paul:Would you like a pair of 'Deez Nuts' in yo mouth son
Victim: Proceeds to take a long walk on the beach, he watches the waves crash down on top of each other and stops for a minute and thinks , wow Lad BROOOKEE
Paul:Oh no way, he was a dear friend of mine, anyway do you like parodies?
Victim:Yeah sure, I suppose
Paul:Would you like a pair of 'Deez Nuts' in yo mouth son
Victim: Proceeds to take a long walk on the beach, he watches the waves crash down on top of each other and stops for a minute and thinks , wow Lad BROOOKEE
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