midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

Midnight Popeye's

You sell your roommate to sex traffickers or death cult. Use profits to buy fresh fruit.

You missed out on the Midnight Popeye's. Sorry Catherine. Kiwi FTW.

by Rogue Caseworker June 28, 2016

Midnight name

The name your dominant lover, sir, or mistress calls you by when you're being summoned for a spanking, usually late at night; your pet name.

Guy:hey babe, with a booty like that, you look like you're just beggin for a spanking! What's your name?
Girl: actually I am looking for a spanking, my names Sarah but you can call me Cherry, it's my midnight name.

by Lonesentry July 27, 2016

Midnight Ass

The act of intercourse
...
...
...at night

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.

by Tronalfazz October 1, 2016

midnight swirl

Eating ass and you end up eating poop

I was givin that bitch an RJ and I was givin a midnight swirl in return.

by Funkymonkeychunks January 3, 2017

midnight dominator

Someone who possess you off so much that your pussy gets wet, but he's your daddy so you just have to roll with it. Actual real.

Dude, Christian is a midnight dominator

by Midnight Dominator January 7, 2017

midnight cum

the snack your whore will want every night trust me

my baby said she was hungry so i gave her my midnight cum

by hgvigviyfvuhbuog April 1, 2017