midget

A small person that gets called a elf

Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas

by hiimlj October 25, 2019

Midget

A word used to describe someone short

158 cm to be precise

E.g Habiba is a midget

by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020

midget

short people/adults

eg: martiolereiénna is a midget!

by risirai November 16, 2013

Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.

Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.

by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022

dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.

steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

by jacob1738 January 14, 2021

Midget Porn

Legal child porn.

You like child porn but don’t want to be arrested? Watch Midget porn.

by Graci3.a_ September 5, 2022

fridget midget

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog

OMG josh is such a fridget midget

by Joshlover March 21, 2017