shawn mendes

the hottest man ever to walk on the face on the earth. anyone should be grateful to live at the same time of this hottie, it is not normal and physically impossible for anyone to look like him hes to talented, my husband can perform and GODAMN HE CAN SING (if you don't belive me listen to piece of you specifically 2:23, teach me how to love, i dont even know your name) literally anything he touches is a masterpiece. hes jawline is on another level literally that can kill you. my baby gets so much hate for being too good that people are jealous of him for being to amazing. my golden retrivier is mine so you people back off. (if you want to go to his concerts when he comes out again please know more songs than stitches before you say your a fan buddy boy)

omg its a golden retrievier it must be shawn mendes

by holly_is_a_mirror May 2, 2024

Alex Mendler

A tall and skinny babbling idiot, always saying sum shit that doesn’t make any sense, usually a degenerate pot smoker, also probably watches a LOT of Fortnite porn.

Dude just mute your mic your being an Alex Mendler, and I can hear the big busty renegade raider porn playing in the backround.

by Fartslayer54 May 3, 2024

Aiden Mendezly

To do something very stupid. to be special and a dumbass

“i fucked jack wrights sister.” “that was pretty Aiden Mendezly. you definitely like aiden mendez on brodie”

by jackwrightcucky January 21, 2025

Javier Mendez

A torture method which involves knocking out a persons teeth and then making them perform fellatio on your male part.

When Osama Bin Laden was captured, he would not give up information so the soldiers gave him the Javier Mendez

by JavierMendez February 16, 2025

Sloppy mandy

When a man sits on his knees with a snorkelling mask on whilst a woman with diarrhea explodes all over his face

I feed her some spicy curry to get her ready to give me a sloppy mandy

by Hectorthemaster May 9, 2025

Dirty Mandy

Girl who cannot win an arching contest or moaning contest

Let’s do an arching contest, oh wait Mandy, I

forgot, you can’t!

Dirty Mandy can’t do these contest with her broken back

by TheGayRiley May 15, 2025

Wreck a mended

A girl who is really loose but still get fucked

Becky is a wreck a mended but even tho shes fucked so many people id still smash

by Og savage February 20, 2017