Meat-Plug

A girthy cock with a bulbous head.

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Sunrise Meats

Sunrise Meats is when you get a boner in the morning where sunrise is morning and meats is your dick

Yo what do they call when your dick gets hard in the morning?
Its called sunrise meats

by oof.exe February 13, 2020

Meat Violin

my dick

suck my meat violin

by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014

Head Meat

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.

"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."

by SomeUrbanLinguist January 11, 2019

squiggly meat

The meat that looks kinda like sliced ham or roast beef hanging between a girl's flaps. Usually occurs from too much use. Sometimes is dark brown in color like that of out of date lunch meat.

She needs to tuck that squiggly meat back between her flaps.

by hishampatel February 29, 2008

Mind Meat

When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.

1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard

2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?

1:...yup

by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009