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The Max Baucus

"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.

Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.

The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.
"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these white bumps down there and everything burns, and I think I'm going blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"
by TheMaxBaucus September 10, 2009
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semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.
fuckin hate those semen max ads
by coolerchan December 7, 2020
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Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
by ellenweasley October 9, 2018
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max caulfield

a hot character from life is strange who is caring and kind and the perfect girlfriend
"yeah i think clara is my max caulfield
by Jye the sex addict March 15, 2022
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Max Butler

The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.
Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018
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Max Shack

A nickname for a maximum security prison.
I hear that Leo is doing a nickel in the max shack for assault.
by the autopsy gremlin April 7, 2011
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max roth

When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration
Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!
by Cunttfup October 30, 2017
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