Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).

Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."

by nuguns June 8, 2007

mannyjuana

The marijuana that red head large lumberjacks named Mannysaurus smoke, it's the real real.

Dude I jacked some of that mannyjuana and it put me to cloud nine!

by Diego Robertson February 12, 2008

manny hoes

dress socks worn by men that reach below the knee

Chris, why the hell are you wearing manny hoes to work? I can see your toes through those damn things.

by Bill Novis June 25, 2008

Manny

Mannys are very caring and loving but can shatter your heart into a million pieces. Don’t be alarmed if he fingers you.

Meesh: Yo, you hear Manny left Lindsey for some nerd skank.

Joy: Yeah

by The Urban Panda October 14, 2017

Manny

Manny is short for Emanuel or Manuel. Usually Manny is an extremely short Hispanic guy with a MASSIVE nose and a big ego.

Jordan: Here comes Manny

Manny: Hey what's up homies!

Andrew: Dude! Watch the nose man! You just about knocked over my entire house!

by Joebob Rockz October 10, 2011

Peyton Manning

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.

Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.

by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010

Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.

"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"

by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013