mama san

one's girlfriend, usu. older

I'd love to shoot some hoops tonite, but I'm going over to mama san's for a little horizontal relaxation.

by weave March 21, 2003

baby mama

like herpes, it wont go away!!!!!!!!

Man, i just gave my baby mama $300 dollars, and she's still buggin me!

by drunk rider March 22, 2004

mama bear

Someone who takes it upon themselves to take care of others while drunk. Often has good intentions, and is the most in control of themselves. However, it is not always appreciated by everybody else. May try to take over drinking games without knowing the rules. Can occasionally be cocky; often just as drunk as those around them but unwilling to admit it or to just give it a rest and submit to the same stupid behavior. Often will lead the group on the drunken walk back home from a party. In extreme cases, may be even drunker than everyone else, but still convinced they are in a position to take care of their friends.

"Why is he trying to carry Elliot?"
"Ahh, he's just being the mama bear again."

"You know what, I don't think you need any more to drink. Why don't you go sit down."
"I'm fine, mama bear. Go play some pong."

"You guys okay back there? Need any help? How we doin'?"
"Damn, let's get home fast so mama bear doesn't have a hernia."

by Nataliza May 11, 2009

earth mama

one who does not trim the bush.

Irene is an earth mama. She needs to wax dat shieet.

by ellen rules September 26, 2003

mama's bitch

mama's bitch is when a person(mostly boys)is very close to his/her mother and involves his/her mother in every bitchy and crappy thing they do and say to other people

your brother is such a mama's bitch

by vanessa smith September 12, 2015

joe mama

"Joe mama"

- Obama 2000 B.C.
if asked that then ur a squigga

you: who is joe?
friend: joe mama
you: *dumb ass squigga*
friend: BRUH MOMENTO UR DUMB
you:*dies of bruh moment lololol*

by Alexryz October 18, 2019

Chocolate Mama

Noun; A suggestive term for unnaturally large black women. Refereed to as, "Chocolate" because Chocolate Mama's consistently cram their faces with chocolate, or other traditional African dishes; i.e fried chicken and cool aid. Other variations of Chocolate Mama include, "Brownie Bitch" because of the dark brown rolls of fat one gets lost in while having sex, resembling shoveling brownies into your face.

Shrills of ecstasy were heard through the slums while Tim and his whore thrusted it on. "My rubber broke in your rolls chocolate mama!" shrieked Tim. "It's okay, I could use another bun in the oven!" replied Chocolate Mama.

by Chocolate Mama January 26, 2010