You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Link

1. Short for 'Hyperlink'.
2. The player's character in the 'Legend of Zelda' franchise.
3. Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal III from the american comedy-duo Rhett & Link
4. German noun meaning 'Left' (direction).

1. Here's the link for a cool video.
2. Link's grunts when he's climbing are ridiculous .
3. Link's easily the worse out of the two of 'em.
4. Geh links! (Go left!)

by Orvvollyon May 13, 2022

Link's Law

If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.

"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."

"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."

by Waverunner December 12, 2020

Link

To meet or see someone

Me and my friends about to link at the mall

by anonymousgirlwriter February 8, 2020

Gay Link

Zelda's second worst nightmare

P1: What's Zelda's worst nightmare?
P2: A gay Link?
P1: Close, but not quite there. That's her second worst nightmare.

by zeldadinosaur May 28, 2022

Link Larkin

The Hairspray King, he has his Hairspray, he does dance and then he breathes in the Hairspray. He sooooo hot. He sooooo Corny Collins Show. He in love with Tracy no matter what she way

Passerbyer: Oh Link Larkin, I love your hair!

Link: It's all in the Hairspray

by Theepicestofall August 6, 2024

The Links Of Time

A band that releases rock songs

Ben: "Dude You Hear The Band 'The Links Of Time'?"
Luis: "No Why?"
Ben: "DUDE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM THEY ARE SOOOOOOO GOOD AND THEY RELEASE SOME POG ROCK SONGS!!!"

by GameFox299 March 27, 2021