by Lil Web April 7, 2011
by k2mancash January 20, 2012
(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
by Nikki Stixx September 13, 2020
That easy going, drama free and carefree existence one has when living on Snug Harbor off of a Potato Creek, Lake Marion South Carolina! Lake Life at its finest! When the water is perfect, music is groovin’ and the drinks are flowin’... you know you’re living the Snug Life!
by Michael Huston March 1, 2020
From the Brass Eye series, it's a term for a piece of medical apparatus that keeps those in a Quadraspazzed state, alive.
by Christopher Morrisssssssssssss June 16, 2011
A rare feeling. This is the feeling you get when you realize how amazing your life is. It could be achieved in many different ways depending on who you are, but it is never achieved through drugs. For some people it is getting an adrenaline rush , for others it is simply watching the clouds go by on a nice day. The results may vary, but no matter what your always happy. You'll often find your self cheesin' for no reason and have an indescribable feeling flowing through your body.
For me, I often find myself high on life when I am sitting back in chair on a December night when off school. I will be sitting next to my fireplace in my dark living room, no one else awake, just watching the snow fall out my window. It is at these times I truly appreciate family, friends, and everything life offers. I have yet to experience a better feeling.
For me, I often find myself high on life when I am sitting back in chair on a December night when off school. I will be sitting next to my fireplace in my dark living room, no one else awake, just watching the snow fall out my window. It is at these times I truly appreciate family, friends, and everything life offers. I have yet to experience a better feeling.
Guy 1: Hmm... You know what? I fucking love life!
Guy 2: Looks like your high on life. Enjoy it while it lasts...
Guy 2: Looks like your high on life. Enjoy it while it lasts...
by GoodNeff June 5, 2012
A game where desperate people with no lives or friends get to live out their dreams of social acceptance and sex.
The vast majority of Second Life players are unattractive and socially awkward.
The vast majority of Second Life players are unattractive and socially awkward.
With Second Life, nerds everywhere that are deprived of sex in their 1st life can have virtual sex in their Second Life. Woo!
by Kaptain Kangeroo April 30, 2009