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lemon party

1)a sexual activity involving three or more men that are over the age of 69
2)each participant must have a flacid penis, like other men of thier kind, and to qualify for this event you must be able to accomplish the sabitini
3)DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE LEMON PARTY DEFINITION OF DAVID SLOANE.
1) Wow, that was the greatest lemon party i have ever took part in!
2) Do you want to go to the lemon party tommorow night?
Answer: Fo Shizzle!!
by Stephen R February 3, 2005
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Lemon Squeeze

Fluid response to act of squeezing the "lemon"
After placing his penis in his partners mouth Pedro was greeted with an unusually hard grab to his testicles (the lemon squeeze). Pedros natural response was to release his tangy tart urine (fluid) to his partner by the mouthful.
by twistedmind June 27, 2012
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Lemon Test

When you squeeze a lemon down a chicks back and let the juices run down to her ass crack to her vagina to see if she screams to check for STD's.
Jessie Shawn De Leon brought a crack whore home from Sherlocks to smash papas with in San Antonio Tx but before he got down to business he gave her the lemon test, the bitch screamed like a banshee and he said "BITCH!!! Get the fuck out!!!! And so she did.
by ROOSTER ROOSTER COCK November 22, 2010
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lemony snicket

the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.
his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
by parlez January 11, 2005
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Lemon

"I'm choonged coz I've been bunning too much lemon"
by Rezadamus May 6, 2005
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lemon wedge

when you ditch your ugly girlfriend for a young more attractive girl
"woah man your girlfriends an ugly bitch!"

yeah i need a "lemon wedge"
by who ha ha ha 69 January 30, 2010
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lemon

east london slang for the cured buds of the cannabis sativa plant.
After contemplating whether it would be worth delving into Killer P's mobile phone to obtain a marijuana-dealer's number, Flowdan and his friend come to this conclusion:

Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz
by ganjafarmer May 20, 2008
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