LAG

LAG is L ... A........G or a when a game gets frozen and makes you wanna rage quit and use a rage bade

In a fight
Me:Ez win
Game:I don't like you, lets cause some LAGGGGG
Me:Aaaah watch the flipppppppppppppppppppppppp, I died

by AFlIPPER👹 June 26, 2022

Booty on Lag

A person that is underage who has to wait to have sex with someone who is 18.

"Would you have sex with that girl?"asked person one
"I'd tap that but I got that Booty on Lag"said person two

by Vaererer February 24, 2012

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011

Lag?

Short for "Are you lagging too?"

A phrase a person will say in online games if they experience connection problems. After this being asked, the other players will reply "yes" or "no" depending on if they lag too. The point of this is to know if the server they're playing on is having issues or it's the individual player's internet.

If everyone replies"no", you can be sure that your own internet is the problem, however if they reply "yes", it's most likely the server.

Player 1: lag?
Player 2: nope
Player 1: guess my connection just sucks then lol

by  February 4, 2019

Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.

Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.

by Quantum energy August 27, 2025

Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.

So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!

by Itz Rob August 27, 2016