Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.
eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.
eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”
“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
by mungaboy December 15, 2022
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Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023
Get the Kangaroo mug.Kangjian is a very silly person and always knows how to bring a smile to everyone's face. He has a playful and lighthearted personality that is contagious, and he loves to make people laugh. Kangjian is always up for a good joke or a silly prank, and he has a knack for finding the humor in even the most mundane situations. His silly antics often result in fits of laughter from those around him, and he has a way of brightening up even the dullest of days. Whether he's telling a silly story, making a silly face, or engaging in a silly dance, Kangjian always knows how to bring joy and laughter to those around him. His silly personality is one of his most endearing qualities, and it is a big part of what makes him such a beloved and memorable person.
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Get the kangler mug.A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.
It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.
When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.
When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023
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