Kajan

A invasive parasite that infects male genitalia causing extreme size reduction.

I went to Thailand and got a kajan, now I have a micro penis.

by 123467($;?: dhhfn March 8, 2025

kajann

to goon to someone with permission

Yo shawty, your face is soo fine. Mind if I kajann to you?

by Qrooper March 30, 2025

Kansas Somersault

Partner 1 lays on their back outside, preferably nude. Partner 2, also nude, performs a somersault, while urinating, over Partner 1. Usually performed in a open field on a sunny day.

Danielle and I were having a picnic in the park on a nice summer day when she asked for a Kansas Somersault.

by Dickblowcheese May 24, 2025

Kansas Kickback

When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with stench back into your mouth.

I thought I'd surprise my girl with a breath-boof the other day, but the surprise was on me when I got the ol' Kansas Kickback.

by Oh Petey June 26, 2025

Kansas Kickback

When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with sewer stench back into your mouth. The dreaded kickback, as it were. Also known as a Topeka Truffle.

For my girl's birthday, I thought I would surprise her with an air-boof of molly, but instead the surprise was on me, as I became the recipient of the dreaded Kansas Kickback.

by Oh Petey June 26, 2025

Kajal

A mean, decrepit, old, wrinkly lady that looks like she just got out of a hospital. Her best trait is she shows restraint at times, but will usually ignore others and murder the rest. Seems to have a soft spot for her husbands, with her current being Jigma the 3rd

Jigma could, depending on stance and opportunity, be able to obtain a spouse on a level considered higher than one of Kajal’s standing.

by Urban Dictionary Admin_\ June 30, 2025

Kansas City Cheits

A professional football team who thinks they're good but in reality, they're complete shit and they OBVIOUSLY cheat.

(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)

Man 1: Did you watch the Kansas City Cheits play last night?

by conchman August 3, 2025