July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in
Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Graciepfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”
by Underfyinf September 29, 2020
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July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes
You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you
by Spencer Schraeger June 24, 2022
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9th July

The day the most beautiful most perfect woman ever existed becomes your one and only forever.
On the 9th July 2022, the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my entire life becomes the person i want to be with for the rest of my life and i am so great full to ever meet her
by Wang2.0 May 05, 2023
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12 July

The people born on 12 July are so endearing ever! They will understand you and be with you forever! Even if it's your bad or good time! They are hot and cute as hell! They don't want anyone if they have only one person whom they love the most!
People born on 12 July are awesome!
by Jeon yaz November 23, 2021
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July 16th

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .
Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..
by MaxisShort_L March 06, 2022
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July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)
Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas
by ryssian.roulette February 09, 2023
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July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake
It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake
by Notwhitson July 09, 2021
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