Jonas_Joestar

Amazing twitch streamer with so many friends

Wow!!! Jonas_Joestar is so cool and hot!!!

by Jonas_JoestarStan August 1, 2021

jonahsexual

being in love with guys named jonah only

"i only like guys named jonah because i'm jonahsexual"

by tyler_toad September 21, 2021

jonahsexual

specifically only liking guys named jonah

"i only like guys named jonah because i'm jonahsexual"

by tyler_toad September 21, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

jonash

A male name and known for the man that followed God. The name jonash was influence from the bible story Jonah. Jonah disobeyed God and got eaten by the whale which is jonash means opposite of Jonah.

Jonash is opposite of jonah, the one who followed God.

by Nashderp November 21, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021

Jonasta

An extremely charming and charismatic individual. A true born leader, leads with pride and is known to be the commander above all.

Son of Zeus, Jonasta is believed to be immortal and almighty. He is also known to be filled with compassion and loving to all. Making the perfect partner, he will stay devoted and love her with all his heart. He is set for success and will not stop for anyone. His amazingly good looks will be an added advantage for those who fall in love with his glistening eyes.

Have u seen that hot guy there? His name must be Jonasta!

by taliban dicktionary November 21, 2021