short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.

"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."

by lehcarachel April 8, 2017

Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.

Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.

by World Record of gifting vbucks December 12, 2021

Expired Joke

when you keep laughing at the same old joke over and over again for a long ass time

“yo that shit still hits me man”
“homie that’s an expired joke, move on bro it’s been a decade”

by joontiddies December 28, 2021

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018

Leahy Joke

A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.

The Leahy Joke got the best of him.

by bpb7695 April 10, 2019

joke necrophilia

engaging in the act of beating a long dead joke over and over in its grave

dude 1: deez nuts
dude 2: stop with the joke necrophilia

by areallycooldude June 27, 2021