Knob-jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning: one who rides the phallus of another man .. and/or woman .. or they. Otherwise known as a dick rider.

The knob part referring to a dick. The jockey part referring to someone who rides a horse.

You’re a bloody knob-jockey!

Watch where you’re going, you knob-jockey!

by LightEclipse December 23, 2021

chicken jockey

when a midget is riding you balls deep and you stand up and run around the room like a chicken, but not before you yell out "Chicken Jockey!" like actor Jack Black in A Minecraft Movie

"yea man i got so hammered last night I pulled a chicken jockey on this midget bitch from hinge"

by mackscribe April 30, 2025

neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky

John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"

by Bum_man October 30, 2022

Chicken Jockey

When you Throw Popcorn at the movie theater,and damage property

OH My fucking god,He Said The thing! Chicken Jockey!

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob

mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!

by blacklover19 November 2, 2008

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011

Stick Jockey

Slang term for those who are exclusively attracted to Lacrosse players.

Your sister is a stick jockey, she only goes for lax bros.

by StickJockey February 23, 2023