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Jackbooking

When a man jerks off whilst on facebook. He may or may not have an additional tab opened with porn. Can stem from the combined need for social attention and control over one's own life.
Torre knew he would have to conceal his jackbooking problem from everyone, yet he still got a disturbing thrill from masturbating while on facebook.
by GuidodrivesaCaddy August 14, 2010
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jackfuckingass

Someone that was formerly just as jack ass but has pissed everyone off so bad they want have a donkey fuck him/her until they die.
That jackfuckingass is going to die for pissing in the margarita machine.
by creper November 11, 2010
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Jack and kill, florida

Alternate name for jacksonville, fl. Known for extremely high crime and murder rates.
Dude, another person got shot on the north side. Just another day in good old jack and kill, florida.
by duval_cracka March 17, 2011
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Jack Barf

An insult for an ignorant or stupid person; First used in the television series "Zeke and Luther"
Don't look at me you fucking jack barf.
by ninnymuggins69 July 9, 2011
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Jacinta'd

Is a term used when someone can confuse or leave another person speechless by either replying to a statement with either an extremely long or an extremely short response. (All responses are worded extremely intelligently)
PERSON 1: well this is awkward

PERSON 2: for a moment to be awkward the awkwardness cannot be stated due to the fact once an awkward moment has been stated the awkwardness will then cease. Therefore, you have willingly put yourself into an awkward position by stating how an awkward moment is awkward.

PERSON 3: (to person 1) OOOOO YOU JUST GOT JACINTA'D

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PERSON 1: Pfft too many foreigners, all foreigners should be sent back to their own country

PERSON 2: Then every person in this country is a foreigner unless their descent is native to their particular country. Everyone has a descent besides the natives, from a different place, so therefore majority of the population should go back to their own country. So did you book plane tickets for first class or coach?

PERSON 3: (to person 1) OOO YOU JUST GOT JACINTA'D
by ohhellno!?!? November 25, 2011
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Jaclynne

Petite, but ferocious. Damn sexy, in a toque. More complicated than a 19 year old art college girl's morning Starbucks order, but that's half the fun. The other half of the fun is her astonishing sense of cynical sarcasm, and her general employment of satirical humor on the exponentially amassing short-comings of society as a whole.

Gingerism is typically associated with this term, a condition affecting about 2% of the worlds population. Make no mistake, the scarcity of the Jaclynne population is not a hindrance; rather a pedestal upon which copper hair is free to reign above the mere soulful mortals of this known world.

In summary, Jaclynne = goddess, obviously.
Damn Jaclynne, how is it possible to be so beautiful, funny, smart, and terrifying at the same time?
by greenj35 January 21, 2014
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jack transaction

When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.
by sd panhandlers May 19, 2014
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