J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.

*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.

by thecabeman March 23, 2011

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

PB&J

A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.

John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.

by DildoOfDarkness October 14, 2016

J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".

Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."

by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011

j-string

A man's g-string
A man thong

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J

by Hshveb August 9, 2016