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Ass bitch

A phrase used to add to the effect of the word used before. A word is used to describe someone and then ass bitch is said after to the the insult
Guy 1: "fuck you pussy ass bitch"
Guy 2: "ouch"
by 2010s teenager June 18, 2016
mugGet the Ass bitchmug.

critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!
by ElinorG September 29, 2006
mugGet the critical assmug.

ass ketchup

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon
by peelshere January 13, 2011
mugGet the ass ketchupmug.

Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.
"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
by perfectparadigm January 12, 2010
mugGet the Jizz Assmug.

cock ass

Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.
by Scott B. August 23, 2003
mugGet the cock assmug.

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013
mugGet the ass batonmug.

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.
Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
mugGet the ass-salmonellamug.

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