Cone Demon

Someone who rips the maddest cones known to mankind

“Yo did you see Koston last night?”
“That man was off the goop!”
“Yeah he’s a straight up Cone Demon”

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Cone

Cone is a tall fuck up. Someone needs to slap the cunt off his high horse.

Wow that tall guy fucked that thing up. Must be a Cone!

by Beepboopbapbamboom November 22, 2021

Cone sting

A Cone Sting is when a female older than the age of 35 cheats on you.

Bruh... My girlfriend cone stang me!

Dude! Watch out! Those girls can cone sting you!

by TheMuffinTop May 30, 2016

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

by Kaigon February 8, 2020

cone

when you have obviously done something but lie about it

no i didn’t steal that cone (whilst wearing cone as a hat)

by cuminmysock December 21, 2022

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

king cones castle

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!

"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"

by shlluver February 3, 2008