half mask

Wearing a mask over your mouth, but not your nose.

Dave: Did you see that guy breathing all over the shelves?
Sarah: Yeah, he was flying at half mask.

by anangrygoose May 17, 2021

Half crescent

Tattooing one butt cheek completely black so as to strike fear into your woman during sex. Cobras only strike at night.

I love my new half crescent. I have never been so dominant and forceful during intercourse.
Or the locker room

by Jibbletlover99 November 29, 2018

Scrum half

A rugby position that is the transition between the backs and forwards. Wears the number 9 jersey. Main job is to get the ball out of rucks and malls.

The scrum half passes the ball out of the scrum

by Rugby101 December 3, 2014

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

Half-Aborted

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.

It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.

He was half-aborted looking

by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015

half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid

"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"

by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013

half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat

While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".

by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010