Hobby Horse

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho

Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

horse cream

A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.

*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)

by Sexy-Geraldine December 9, 2008

Horse's ass

The President of the united states since 2000

Also see: idiot

by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004

Horse hair

When someone's hair is so bad it looks like a horses tail

See that girl over there she got some major horse hair

by Bobwallers January 8, 2015

octo-horse

an 8-legged horse
a horse with 8 legs

I was camping last week and there was this horse. It was a white horse. I thought it was a normal horse. And then I saw that it had 8 legs. So papi say "THAT IS NOT A NORMAL HORSE! THAT IS A OCTO-HORSE!" And so I say "I want one."

by 666Pablo666 November 13, 2007

Horse Puncher

One who punches horses while heavily intoxicated.

Lee Aikon punched a Police Horse in new orleans on his birthday.

or

Lee Hit that horse in the butt, therefore he is a Horse PUncher.

by seaXcow September 18, 2012

Compliment Horse

a figurative horse that gets patted for each compliment--but when the compliment repeats itself too much, the horse gets beaten

Dude! Stop telling me how cool Bruce Cambell is, you're beating his compliment horse to death.

by Kinko Vakowski January 14, 2006