Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity

"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"

by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014

Clough House

Like the ocean it will rise again. A place of sorrow found beyond the realms of Botcho. Nothing but death here.

Hey, Kev, let’s keep this Clough House ship sailing

by GeoffPower December 2, 2020

fast house

Also known as a cdp or casa de putas, it’s a Spanish whorehouse.

Man I was really in the need to fuck a hot latina, so I went to a fast house

by The Gerbear May 3, 2021

eat the house

To go on an eating binge that starts slowly with one snack and doesn't stop ends until your stomach physically hurts and almost all the food in your entire apartment is gone.

"Ugh, I feel so sick." "Well, don't fucking eat the house next time."

"I'd really like to go out to dinner, too bad I already ate the house."

by jlovehug May 10, 2009

Brown the house down

Browning the house down is a very complex plan that takes action at a large party. (Graduation, birthday, etc) First of all you must not shit starting at least 3 days before the party while eating food like Taco Bell and taco johns. Get about 5 people to do this. Now when the day of the party comes you and your five friends must disappear in the middle of the party to the bathroom. You didn't forget the laxatives did you?! Of course fucking not! That's the most important part! Now once all six of you have downed a good amount of laxatives it's time to clog that toilet! Stuff one roll of 4 ply toilet paper down that shitter maybe two if you're feeling crazy. Can you feel that? That's the laxatives kicking in! Now you and your buddies must take turns shitting in that clogged ass toilet. After that is over flush that fucker and run! Watch as the owner of the house freaks out as shit water comes seeping out under the door. Congrats you have officially browned the house down!

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about bills party next week?

Person 2: Hell yeah! You wanna brown the house down?

Person 1: Totally I'll text some people and tell them not to take a shit for a while.

Person 2: sweet I'll bring the laxatives!

by The jimmy rustler July 19, 2014

Alabama Fire House

When you are having a sexual intercourse with your cousin and you light her vagina hair on fire and fuck her until it goes out.

Dude, when I came over we did the Alabama Fire house

by OG pegasus mane February 13, 2018

I found some cats outside my house

Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis

Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*

by peenster65 October 17, 2021