Hipster

Emo Hippie DOUCHEBAGS! They try to give the illusion that they don't care about anything, but in fact care way too much. They are not hard to spot as they all wear the same thing, but will tell you that they are individuals and have a style of their own. They look down on anyone who shows any interest in what they see as mainstream.

That guy at the party who is wearing the same crocodile logo shirt you wore when you were 5, he's a hipster.

by H.A.S. June 18, 2009

hipster

In ther 50's a person who had a propension to be kicked out from bars because of his alcoholic problems, outcast attitude and hate toward mainstream culture and cultural icons in general.

Person 1: Why do you write?
Hipster:Why do you shit?

by Daniel311 July 12, 2005

Hipsters

The modern "hipster": You have up graded from a "scene kid" to a "hipster". Thrown out your band T-shirts and other neon shit and downed to v-necks, florals, cardigans, geeked up sweaters, and flannel; Making you believe you're the hippest piece of crap out there yet is not aware you're two years too late in the fashion scene. You exchanged your Cash Cash album for a Tegan and Sara one because they're so YOOOONIIICCCKKKKKK and no longer find Hot Topic your favourite store after discovering Urban Outfitters. Art suddenly inspires you, though you have no idea who in the world is Andy Warhol. Photography moves you, though you're moved by any photo that is converted in black and white because you have no creativity. Great job switching the genre of your social scene, you tool.

Person 1: Hey, you changed your style a lot.

Person 2: Yeah, I was all about the scene kid thing but now I'm totally all about the vintage and arts, I'm pretty hipster now. I've growned up a lot and more original, I started wearing these nerd glasses waaaay before everybody. Basically I'm no longer a kid, I've become way more mature in style, music, and mind.

Person 1: ..

Person 2: I even stopped listening to Breathe Carolina and stuff, I'm all about Phoenix, The Black Kids, MGMT, and other of that amazing stuff. Yah know hipsters are just way above scene kids, scene kids are just dumb as heck.

Person 1: ...LOLOLOLOLOL, disconnect the internet and go read a book dude.

by imfake September 26, 2010

Hipstar

King or Queen of the Hipsters. A popular or famous person within the hipster subculture. The epitome of a hipster.

Alice Glass from 'Cystal Castles' is such a Hipstar!

by SapphireRoses December 29, 2008

HIPSTER

Anyone who thinks hipsters are from a young age group essentially consider themselves a brand of "hipster" but are in fact merely blissfully, painfully unaware of anything outside of their little uninformed, age-ist universe.

Vintage hipsters (yes, over 35 years old!) still enrage the status quo and run around in black pants like they are cooler than anything going. Don't worry, kids!, all of your complaining and dislike of all these little sub groups that mean next to or absolutely nothing will continue to plague you for the rest of your life, lucky you!

Think we can get into the Maryann Faithfull concert at St Ann's, or will it be sold out to HIPSTERS?

by jescoelvis October 24, 2006

Hipstervision

A term for the type of either lensless or non-corrective glasses commonly worn by members of the 'hipster' subculture. They are worn 'ironically' because of the wearer's lack of eyesight problems.

I saw Nick got some new glasses the other day. Since when does he need glasses?

Oh no man, they're just Hipstervision to go with his new poncho and beard...

Fucking hipsters.

by djake93 December 20, 2010

Hipsterectomy

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.

I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!

by Dr Texas June 8, 2015